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You're still on the couch?

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I swear you were when I left.

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Hey, Mom. Hey, move, move.

4
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Did you get your room cleaned up?

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I'm gonna do it in a little bit.

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What's the matter?

7
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Someone a little hungover?

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Did you have a little too much to drink?

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Uh, yeah.

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A little bit too much.

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You can't go too crazy on New Year's.
Come on.

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I didn't mean to.

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Hmm.

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So I had a good cocktail hour with the
girls.

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We were talking about New Year's
resolutions.

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So we all agreed to have the same
resolution.

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What's that?

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Whenever we get together and go out,
we're only going to have three drinks.

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That's a stupid resolution.

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Why?

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It's like, I don't know, it's just dumb.

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Needs to happen. We get a little too
crazy sometimes.

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What's yours?

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Do you have one?

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No. Is it to clean your room?

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No.

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I don't have one. Is it to do all your
homework and get all A's on your test?

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Definitely not that.

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Ugh.

30
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Come on. Have you even showered today?

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I'm not dirty.

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So, you have to come up with something.

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You need a little more motivation.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

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Is it a secret or you just don't have
one?

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It's a secret.

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It really is a secret. I can't tell you
what it is. Oh, you do have one.

38
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Okay.

39
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Wow.

40
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Now I'm really curious.

41
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Why wouldn't you tell me what it is?
Because I don't want to have secrets.

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You're not. I'm your mother. There's no
secrets from me. Come on.

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What is it? Phil, now it's going to be
good.

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Tell me.

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I don't want to.

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Come on.

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Have you been sitting here all day
pondering it?

48
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No, I fell asleep.

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I don't want to tell you.

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Are you blushing?

51
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It really is something good.

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Come on. If it's not good, you've got to
tell me.

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It's the...

54
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To get laid.

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That's why you didn't want to tell me.

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Don't make fun of me.

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I'm not making fun of you.

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Use resolution.

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It's embarrassing.

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You're growing up.

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That's great.

62
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Don't be embarrassed.

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Come on.

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So that means you haven't before.
Because I know you've been dating. I

65
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you've been like... I've walked by your
room when she's... I won't say what I've

66
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seen, but I thought maybe you've been
there already.

67
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Yeah, no, I haven't.

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All right. Well, it must have been
close.

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I mean... Kind of a few times.

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It's just never really worked out.

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Okay.

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Well, I haven't seen her here in a
while. Where's she been?

73
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Oh, she's kind of, kind of like broke
up.

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Come on. I mean, you've filled out.
You've started playing sports.

75
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You work out a lot. You're always at the
gym.

76
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You look good, honey. Come on. There's
got to be someone. I can help you with

77
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this.

78
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Let mommy help you.

79
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I don't think you can help me.

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I'm not really that great with girls.

81
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Oh, come on.

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You just need to, you know, have a
little confidence.

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I'm trying.

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I'm just, like, not really going great.

85
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Don't sound so pathetic. You're not
pathetic.

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Come on.

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I mean, let me see.

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You said it came close, right?

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Yeah. Right?

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Let me, okay, just let me see.

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See what?

92
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Well, I mean, it's been a while. I want
to know what it looks like. Mom, don't

93
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do that.

94
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Why? Show me.

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Mom, it's... Because I... Show me.

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Don't be embarrassed.

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I'm your mother. You can show me, right?

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I don't want it to get, like, hard in
front of you.

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You can touch it.

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Sorry.

101
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Well, it's... I mean, that happened.

102
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That's kind of what I want to see,
right? I want to see if, like... Oh.

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You know?

104
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Okay, I just... I just... Okay.

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Oh.

106
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All right.

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Let me see, honey.

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Okay.

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Oh, look.

110
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Okay.

111
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It's a little bit hard, honey.

112
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Sorry. I told you it just... Well, it's
bigger than I remember it.

113
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Oh,

114
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look at that.

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Thick, too.

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It is?

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Yeah, I mean... And it's pretty long.

118
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Honey, you should be getting laid all
the time.

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You think so?

120
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I don't think you should have any
problems with that.

121
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I mean, come on.

122
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Don't touch it too much more.

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I mean...

124
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Look, it fills up my whole hand. It's
almost too late.

125
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Look, and it's not even all the way hard
yet, is it?

126
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Let's see what happens when it gets all
the way hard.

127
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Hmm.

128
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Don't touch it too much? Is that what
you said?

129
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I don't want to... Like, you know... I'm
a little, like... I

130
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think this baby's resolution is great
for you.

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Look, you're ready.

132
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See?

133
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You should be getting laid all the time.

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Well, that would be great if it could
happen.

135
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I can definitely help you with this.

136
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How can you help me?

137
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Why don't you come in Mommy's room and
I'll show you?

138
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It really is quite nice, baby.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Uh -huh.

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Are

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you

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sure it's okay, Mom?

144
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You don't have to help me.

145
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Don't you really want to?

146
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Oh, I want to.

147
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Okay, I want you to, too.

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A lot.

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No

150
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one's

151
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ever had you?

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Mm -hmm

153
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You want to see them?

154
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Oh, what are you going to say?

155
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Watch mommy like that.

156
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Mommy,

157
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can I put it inside you?

158
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Fuck, like, all you've done is jerk off.
Oh, my God.

159
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Fuck, Mommy, God.

160
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You don't feel like you're going to
come?

161
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Yeah.

162
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It's okay.

163
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Just slow down if you feel like you're
going to come.

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first load.